Posted by
Joe Voter on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 5:05:22 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears Files for Divorce from Kevin what's his name. Maybe everything should stop? How will the world react? How will their divorce influence the outcome of the election and voter turnout? Who gets the kids? Who really cares? I can't believe headlines like that make breaking news. What about the other news of the day? Isn't there something else more important than Britney Spears?
How about:
Panama Wins U.N. Security Council Seat
57 Officers in Iraq Charged With Torture
Israeli Forces End Gaza Strip Offensive
Or maybe even the election results tonight? With the election, the war in Iraq, and the Global War on Terrorism, something more has to be going on than Britney. Maybe the news should read Joe Voter works another day on the job, will be able to pay bills.
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